This just in: Tricia Helfer is sexy. Fans of Battlestar Gallactica – and hot women in general – are shocked by that, we know. But it’s now official: the actress has been listed at #63 on FHM magazine’s ranking of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World. Who joined this blonde goddess? Model Marisa Miller was considered the tenth hottest babe.

If you’ve come across any comments from fellow viewers this season, then we probably don’t need to tell you that Zach Shallcross is one of the most divisive Bachelors in the history of the franchise. But regardless of how you feel about Zach or his contestants, we think just about everyone likes to see a Bachelor finale that ends with a proposal.

This just in: Miley Cyrus is not the only person out there who likes to smoke marijuana. In the following photo gallery, we rundown a series of text messages sent by people who have clearly spent some recent time with good friend Mary Jane… if you know what we mean. We mean they are totally high. And these resulting texts are totally hilarious:

Antonella Barba nude photos caused an uproar on American Idol. So, if there’s anyone who knows what Amy Polumbo has gone through, it’s this fellow New Jersey beauty. The former American Idol sixth-season semifinalist has decided to offer some advice to her fellow Garden Stater. And, like someone might tell Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo nude the next time they wanna get it on in a hot tub, the general refrain is this: don’t.

Who would have thought that out of all the Kardashian-Jenner clan, Kourtney Kardashian would be the one with the majorly scandalous romance?! OK, sure, Kylie Jenner’s thing with Tyga is pretty scandalous. And Rob Kardashian’s relationship with Blac Chyna is The Worst. Kim and Kanye are battling divorce rumor after divorce rumor, and Khloe is with Tristan Thompson while her ex-soulmate, Lamar Odom, is telling the world he wants her back.