Despite demands that Amber Portwood be fired from MTV, the OG has made the cut, and she’s been permitted to join the cast of Teen Mom: The Next Chapter. Like her co-stars Amber has not been a teen in a very long time, but unlike the others, we probably won’t be seeing her doing much mothering on the show, either.

Dancing with the Stars judge Bruno Tonioli, 54, joined a group of other UK celebs in getting naked for Cancer Research UK. Tonioli, a trained dancer, strikes a pose in the nude as part of the Give Up Clothes for Good campaign, in the fight to beat childhood cancers. In a recent interview, the DWTS judge addressed rumors of a romance between contestant Erin Andrews, who became famous after video peep pictures were taken of her in a hotel room, and her dance partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

No one invited Ashlee Simpson to this new nose party. At a pre-Oscar party over the weekend, a pair of recent plastic surgeon beauties talked about their feelings for their new body part and the man responsible for it: Beverly Hills doctor Raj Kanodia. Cameroz Diaz gushed that her nose was “the nose my nose always wanted to be,” while also raving about Kanodia’s spiritual side and the impact its had on her life.

Say hello to goddess number-three. Great Britain’s The Sun is reporting that infamous Hollywood club-goer Megan Levant has joined Charlie Sheen’s stable of willing women, as she’s been seen entering and leaving the actor’s Beverly Hills home over the last few weeks. According to her Twitter account, Megan Levant likes “porn and vodka.” It’s like she’s advertising for Charlie Sheen!

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are engaged. The rumors began pretty much the second these two started dating, but this time, it’s really happening, folks. The receipts are abundant. We’ve read the official announcement; we’ve seen Meghan and Harry’s engagement photos, and we’ve laid eyes on the princess-worthy ring made from jewels that previously belonged to Harry’s late mother.