Note to all members of Real Housewives franchise: Please stick to your day job. We never thought we’d say that, we never thought we’d encourage Kim Zolciak, Melissa Gorga and others to actually act all rich and spoiled and snobby. But if the alternative is for them to embark on a singing career… well, the scary proof is in the following pudding.

There are worse fates in life than to be confused for Jessica Chastain. We’re talking about a gorgeously talented two-time Oscar winner here. Still, Bryce Dallas Howard is apparently sick of the confusion. Considering both stars have red hair and pretty features, it makes sense that many people would mistake Chastain for Howard and vice versa. They definitely qualify as impressive celebrity look-a-likes.

This is hard, friends, because we fear change, and Christina Aguilera went and got us terrified. But we have to soldier on anyway, all right? Christina Aguilera — deep breaths, y’all — just got a brand new look. After several months of living life as a redhead, Christina is going back to her roots. Or bleaching her roots to roots to oblivion, if we’re being real about it.

Meryl Streep sat courtside at a Knicks-Lakers game with 50 Cent… but that wasn’t all! The multiple-time Oscar nominee also snapped a few photos alongside the rapper, and the two were later joined by Kobe Bryant. Check out the images now! ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7tbTEoaalpKmsvLCwxqiqrKGgY7CwuY6so6Kclai1sMPSaKSeqqmherTA0Z6cqWWXlruov9OaZLChpJ16p7XDnbBmmZ6Zeqy7wZ5m

Safaree Samuels has a career, to be sure. But his most talked about accomplishments have been dating Nicki Minaj and getting a beatdown from Meek Mills. Until now, that is. On February 25th, Safaree Samuels’ nudes leaked and the internet lost its mind. People were impressed, to say the least. In fact, people were so impressed that he’s reportedly been offered a porn role.